I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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