3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We don't watch enough power rangers
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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