Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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