Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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