Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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