Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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