Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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