gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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