i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
