We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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