I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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