Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
ok first of all what the fuck
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
