my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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