ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
please don't ironically join a cult
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