Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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