we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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