I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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