i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I skipped work to stalk him.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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