Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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