OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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