So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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