oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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