I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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