How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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