quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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