Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Me. At least after what I've been through.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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