He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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