i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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