The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
