Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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