Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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