idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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