dude i'm inner monologue high
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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