We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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