have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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