I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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