Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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