She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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