When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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