Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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