i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
