This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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