No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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