Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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