I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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