I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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