youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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