I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
