I just saw a hot homeless man
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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