Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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