i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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