let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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