Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just want nice things and good sex
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
