i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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